niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

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babycuts:

pugbugduckmug:

sleepy transparent pug

yes

babycuts:

pugbugduckmug:

sleepy transparent pug

yes

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

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officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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slayboybunny:

HAVE YALL TAKEN THE TIME TO APPRECIATE THE AMAZING DUGONG, 
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THE ONLY OTHER NONEXTINCT ANIMAL IN THE SIRENIA AKA SEA COW FAMILY BESIDES MANATEE ?
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it is like a smaller smoother manatee…

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but with a DOLPHIN TAIL,
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and a SPACESHIP VACUUM MOUTH

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DUGONG!!
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baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

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